RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES

Google's iPhone search app keeps a record of things you have googled.
Here is a screenshot of a section from my search history.

I live an exciting life.

RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES

-How do freckles form
-What do sparrows like to eat
-Brain stimulating games for dogs
-Tamarins
-Platypus
-Joseph's face was black as night lyrics
-How to make an envelope without glue
-Are onion shoots the same as spring onions
-Do spring onions grow from onions
-Excited people Rachael Ray EVOO
-Life in Helsinki
-New Zealanders in Helsinki
-High tea Auckland

AMAJJING

Google seems to have the solution to every question or issue I type.
How is it that every issue I have has already happened to someone before me?
There are answers to everything there.
Like even the most random-ist things, there are answers to.
Issues I thought were unique to me turn out to quite un-unique

Like for instance:
-Breville breadmaker bb280 recipes won't work
-Sony camera vibrating problem
-Dog cries while playing with squeaky toy
-February 02, 1991
-Are highlighters really made of bird feathers

RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES

Recent searches I made on google:

-how to stop procrastinating
-electric white and blue flashing spot in eye
-what to do after dropping cellphone into water
-green tea banana smoothie
-what to do when grandpa passes away
-bedroom feng shui
-symptoms tired cannot wake up in the morning
-how to make $500 in two days
-how to make $10000 in a year
-how to write a CV
-is it okay to eat watermelon seeds